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When you write ‘LOL’ or ‘hahahahahaha!’ in an IM… »

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They think you look like this:

When in reality… you look like this:

 When someone calls my name: »

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Expectation:

Reality:

 That walk of shame when you have to put something back in a store after your mom says "no." »

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Staying Up All Night

Rocking to music on your laptop.

Spinning around on your magical chair.

Dancing.

Eating as much stuff as you can at once.

Pretending you’re a rockstar.

Being hyper out of nowhere.

Laughing at everything you see.

Camwhoring.

Being dead tired & not caring, watching TV.

Being bored, not knowing what to do next.

Sleeping like you haven’t slept for 50 days.

Then waking up:

 

When you suddenly turn into a ballerina when you want to show someone something exciting »

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COME HITHER MY FRIEND!

 

One day,I will ignore you,
I will forget you,
You won't ever exist in my thoughts,
BYE!